How is it that I can walk and drink like a responsible adult until I’m wearing a white shirt?!
And, why is it that whenever I’m wearing said white shirt, the Tide-to-go pen is nowhere to be found in my purse?!
Maybe I should stay away from coffee and food when wearing a white shirt… or stop wearing white shirts.
The Undomestic Housewife 
I’ve given up on white shirts. For this exact reason. It also happens when I get around to washing my jeans. I spill coffee and/or sauce of some sort within 12 seconds of getting it out of the dryer.
I do that too!! Everything that’s just freshly washed seems to get dirty instaneously upon me putting them on. lol.
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