My husband finds me amusing, most of the time. But there are a few things I do, or say, that drive him up the wall. When I’m trying to get some attention, I sometimes start a sentence with, “Remember when…” Usually it ends with a silly “you used to love me?” which actually drives him insane.. So I’ve been working on that.
The other night, we were cuddling, watching TV, and I turn to him, out of habit, and asked, “Remember when…” and then I remembered that I’m trying not to do that, so I finished up with “how much you loved me when we first got married?”
His response, “Yup, not half as much as I love you now.”
I think I’ll keep him.